we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’
it’s goop!
GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!
nearly five years ago… since then, mama goop has aged significantly, and as she nears the end of her life, she’s been given a cushy retirement alongside her beloved husband, papa pumpkin. for everyone who remembers this post, the goop troop sends their regards
A few months ago my mom got our dog a really nice like $60 dog bed that Ellie just absolutely refuses to sleep in because she’d rather be in bed with my mom or on the couch. So my mom gave Josh and I the bed to see if Vincent would like it and it’s an immediate hit, he jumped in as soon as I put it down and won’t move
I’ve never seen this cat knead before and now he can’t stop!
seeby
s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it
I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.
Description: Woman stands in her yard in a dress, sunglasses and with a white cane and says, "I'm blind and my white cane is great and all, but lately I've just been feeling like people aren't giving me the space I need when I'm walking down the street."
The same woman stand in the same place with her white cane replaced by a whippersnipper and says, "So I've been trying this new cane that promises to command respect and give me the space I deserve. On the downside it's a little hard to hear the traffic!" She revs the whippersnipper. "But people definitely do move! Coming through!"
#you call it a WHIPPERSNIPPER?#i love it#here (Western Canada) we call it a weedwhacker
I'm sorry a weedwhacker??? I mean I guess it does whack weeds but weedwhacker?
I love everything about this from the original lady (fucking what a badass lol) to the discovery of American names for things.
this pornbot situation has gone too far
Did you get to see his dick at least?
briefly, then..
tragedy struck 💔